I am a 35 year old male. I am not overweight but havn’t exercised for quite sometime. I used to be in really good shape, running and all sorts of cardio, until I left the Military 12 years ago. Yes I smoke and I do drink. I don’t consume alcohol everyday, maybe [...]
I spent most of my life drunk, trying to get a drink or doing time for stuff that happened when drunk. That was then; I haven’t had a drink, or anything else, since 12/5/95! The drink is a metaphor for all the other stuff I did in my misspent youth, middle age, etc.!
I DON’T DRINK [...]
I am constantly tired. I fall asleep before 9 every night unless i force myself to stay up, and even then it’s only til about 10 and I’m exhausted. I’ve also gained weight in the last year and there is no reason for the weight gain. I eat less and I eat [...]
Sleep apnia is a consequence of snoring, not the other way around ! Isn’t it true that problematic snoring – the ones as loud as a bloody train ! have usually brought this condition on themselfs, through poor diet, lack of exercise, excessive consumption of alcohol, smoking, poor lifestyle habits generally ! and offcourse have [...]
I have had a lot of sleeping problems since I was very young, and I’m always tired. I’m pretty sure I have sleep apnea, and I know I snore. When I have fallen asleep in the chair, while watching television, I occasionally wake myself up after I stop breathing or snoring. I’ve also been told [...]
Q. How do you Scare a Man?
A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars that they have no intention of driving.
Q. What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift to women?
A. [...]
1. What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
2. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
3. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be [...]
Man jokes
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if [...]
MEN JOKES!
What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
Forty-five Minutes
What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Thank her.
When do you care for a man’s company?
When he owns it.
Why do men get married??
So they don’t have to hold their stomachs in anymore
What do men [...]
MEN JOKES!
What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
Forty-five Minutes
What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Thank her.
When do you care for a man’s company?
When he owns it.
Why do men get married??
So they don’t have to hold their stomachs in anymore
What do men and used cars have in [...]
