my parnter is asleep on the sofa next to me?

Posted by admin on September 7 2010 50 Commented

and he wont bloody stop snoring, any good tips! lol

Kick him every time he starts snoring! Trust me, it works….

50 Responses to “my parnter is asleep on the sofa next to me?”

  1. dumpllin says:

    Leave the room……..
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  2. migdalski_2000 says:

    Prod him!
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  3. Telis says:

    Shake him!
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  4. jsmnabdalla says:

    Cover his nose & mouth.
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  5. DOMINATUS says:

    this works…..click your tongue like you are getting a horse to move…ya know that noise…. it works try it out..no joke…

    old move from a wise witch!!!
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  6. Koyu_mor says:

    Roll him off the sofa.
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  7. demi-kun says:

    Sleeping on your side usually helps.

    Apart from that he may be really tired because I know some people snore if they’ve had a rough day but otherwise don’t.
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  8. SCOTTY 76 says:

    Swill Him!!!!
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  9. u_make_me_wanna_lala says:

    roll him over.
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  10. Berry Picker says:

    maybe you should go to the bedroom and close the door.
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  11. Joseph G says:

    hit him in the head
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  12. PRINCESSKK says:

    Jab him in the ribs
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  13. Rox says:

    kiss him and wake him up then start kissin’ again ^_^
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  14. allansc2005 says:

    SLOWLY upzip his pants………..OOOOPS,can’t say anymore(-;
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  15. jen* says:

    thats funny….so’s mine!!! i think a glass of water may be coming his way soon!!!!
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  16. john b says:

    Stick corks up his nose.
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  17. KKL2006 says:

    Shave his eyebrows off, that’ll teach him
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  18. steven r says:

    hit him. or when my missus dose it i pinch her nose till she gasps then pretend to be asleep.
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  19. DarlaTremere says:

    Buy an anti snore device to put on his nose. Kinda like a plaster
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  20. Common Sense says:

    Tell him to roll over on his other side…
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  21. Lt Columbo says:

    Eddie Murphy once shoved a banana up a car exhaust in Beverly Hills Cop, would this help?
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  22. EMMA C says:

    punch him in the ribs!! lol
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  23. Mental C says:

    Kick him on the floor!
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  24. Stephen F says:

    Kiss him on the ear and call him "sweet baby".It worked for Charlie Brown
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  25. Charlotte H says:

    Kick him every time he starts snoring! Trust me, it works….
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  26. Maid Angela says:

    I find if I sleep on my back I snore of my wife says I do. So get him to curl up ion on side
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  27. physandchemteach says:

    I am a very loud snorer. My man just asks me to roll over to the opposite side from him. He is so sweet about dealing with my snoring. He says he doesn’t mind because he knows I am right there beside him when he hears the snoring, and he knows he isn’t alone.
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  28. mum'0'4 says:

    get a roll of toilet paper and drape it over him (must be toilet paper because its so light he wont feel it), then get a water spray bottle and sit back and give a few squirts every so often, the toilet paper will eventually cling to his body, kinda mummifying him….wont do anything for the snoring but damn its the funniest thing ever, lmao
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  29. lol_des says:

    wake him up and say stop snoring than he’ll reply I wasn’t….as they always do…or leave the room go to the chemist and get him one of those nose snoring things…good luck on getting any sleep lol
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  30. debs_uk0 says:

    get off the computer and give him a bloody good seeing too lol
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  31. jojo says:

    ear plugs or elbow him
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  32. tinardy says:

    Take him to bed…..

    Best wishes
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  33. angiepangy100 says:

    Stick a cushion on his head……………..Better still, turn the channel over on the tV – that normally wakes them up.
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  34. SCOTT B says:

    Stick a fork up his Ars.e and turn it around and around!!
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  35. dotab says:

    Move him a bit he will stop snoring, then try to fall sleep before he starts again or go to another room and sleep there. Choice is yours.
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  36. Ladeebug71 says:

    Put a pillow over his head :)
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  37. ♥ Emz ♥ says:

    whistle really loudly.. konw it sounds stupid.. but really does work… he will stop storing and wont wake up..

    trust it works – try it LoL
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  38. trojan says:

    Nudge him, tell him he’s snoring and to change to a comfortable position. Loved the hit him on the head idea though. LOL
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  39. Angel D says:

    Hold his nostrils shut. It will wake him a bit at least and shut him up though maybe only for 5 minutes!
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  40. Everona97 says:

    I have the same trouble with main husband… He is killing me with his "musical" snoring! I put for him specially big pillows to keep him a bit up while he is asleep.and it is working!! PS I am afraid if it didn’t i probably could put that pillow over that symphony in the middle of the night when he woke the little one again with his snoring
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  41. cindy b says:

    just hey your snoring and even in his deep sleep he should stop b/c his mind is working.(i talk to my hubby in his sleep all the time and he has no idea when he gets up in the morning i wil;l ask him something and he will look at me all dun and be like what we did not talk.. lol.. it’s alot of fun . ;) .try it sometime)
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  42. RaxRaxRax says:

    Sew a tennis ball into the back of this pyjamas. This will make it uncomfortable for him to sleep on his back, and will force him on to his side, where he’s less likely to snore.

    Tape his lips together? Well, that’s what a doctor, writing in Glasgow’s The Herald, said. He warned, though, that "obviously this technique requires caution and should not be used where the snorer has any breathing difficulties." Duh. As a follow-up, he suggested the snorer’s partner could wear earplugs.

    Apply nasal strips. Used most often by athletes and footballers, such as Robbie Fowler, plenty of doctors and snorers say that the little, strange-looking strips, which hold open the airways, allow better flow of air and less noise.

    If you have small kids, try sticking a baby’s dummy your bloke’s mouth. This was suggested by an agony aunt in the Sunday Mercury, who offered "frustrated Wendy" from Coventry that gem along with the usual suggestions, like losing weight and drinking less alcohol.

    Apply vapour rub. The gooey, pungent gel has some snorers swearing that it’s alleviated their symptoms. And, presumably, they have fewer colds.

    Ditch his cushion. Apparently, anything that puts a crick in a snorer’s neck is likely to exacerbate the problem.

    Record him snoring (perhaps use a phone and call up his voicemail). That way, you can embarrass him in the morning. You could even make it his ringtone, but don’t tell him!!!

    Good luck (hope you get a good night’s sleep!)
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  43. blondegirl says:

    Prod him or move to another room. or put some ear muffs on
    good luck
    ps my boyfriend snores badly too and i often end up sleeping in the spare room so i do feel for you
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  44. Blues Ally says:

    You poor love, you just want, like all of us, just to be noticed, kick his butt out. Well that’s too harsh if you love him. And don’t forget it take a long time for men to mature if ever we do manage to achieve such a thing.
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  45. Chris says:

    That couch has to have some throw pillows on it, just cover his face with one. I used to do it to my late husband all the time, and he was …oh, I’ve said too much.
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  46. littlemama says:

    First I call his name to see if that wakes him up if not I give a slight tap and if that doesn’t work I kick him. LOL good luck!!
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  47. Cheryl M says:

    There are two answers to this-

    1. Divorce

    2. If you really have got used to him and prefer to keep him around, try getting him to reduce his alcohol intake,lose weight, and stop smoking. And if that doesn’t work……….

    You can always lay a new patio.
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  48. Mrs Star says:

    Try and turn him on to his side
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  49. Chloe M says:

    I’d wake him up and tell him to goto bed.
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  50. what the hell says:

    kick him in the nut sack. he’ll scream and groan…no more snoring. of course he might kick your asss, but hey, no more snoring.
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